Wednesday, March 31, 2010


I feel like I relate to this clip today... I found out one of my website designs was a "Cover" to a site, and the "original" was made 2 weeks after I made mine. I don't know if you have a professional opinion, but I friggin hate plagiarism! ARG!!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Hunger

so the hunger has set in... the ipad went on sale today for preorders... and i want one...
SO NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME! A POOR NEEDY GRAPHIC DESIGNER WITH NO MONEY!!! I am now taking any and all projects to save up some extra cash for an iPad. I'll do blog banners, custom cartoons, illustrations, logos, websites, business cards, post cards, tshirts, hats, i'll even come to your place and make you a temporary tattoo, , if it can be designed i'll do it, and you can name your price! PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME NOW!
i love you all.

-Redbeard... a desperate soul that is in need of something new and shiny

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Me vs The Sea

It's been a long on going battle with me and sea food, tracing back to early highschool years where I devour'd many a crab leg in an all you can eat buffet.
But much closer, the sea food claimed a huge victory with a gagging and heaving night which left me dazed and confused.
Then came the final blow, last night we were in Cali at the legendary Crab Cooker, where I received a knock out punch not only in food, but in smells as well. And I could fight no more. I wanted to vomit all over everyone, but insted I quitely excused myself from the table and made my exit....

You win Seafood, no longer will I try to dominate you and get you in my belly. I do not relent often, but this time in shame I walk away... Best to ya Sea food...

- the beard of reddness, that only eats land based animals.

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Bach..,

Lately I have been feeling like my life is a lot like The Bachelor... In that my life is nothing like the Bachelor... I don't know why but I find myself every Monday night sitting down and investing myself in the lives of these horrible people, yet I love them all as if they were my own. And poor Tenly, I know Jake wasn't the one for you, so maybe I can hook you up with my brother Josh (featured below), cuz he would treat you right.

And thus I sign my retirement from watching the Bach, what a terrible journey this has been...

- Red beard